Funny Cat Quotes

Funny cat quotes will surely put a smile on your face. If you need a dose of feline humor, you’ve come to the right place. You will find here a compilation of funny quotes about cats.

Cats are not only mysterious and cool, they are some of the funniest animals around.

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Funny cat quotes for you

Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. ~ Louise A. Belcher

Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. ~ Lillian Johnson

Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ~ Oliver Herford

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~ Author Unknown

It's very hard to be polite if you're a cat. ~ Author Unknown

A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat. ~ Evan Esar

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~ Pam Brown

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. ~ Author Unknown

Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own. ~ John Dingman

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. ~ Author Unknown

More funny cat quotes

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. ~ Jerome K. Jerome

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. ~ Hank Ketchum.

Cats are like greatness: Some people are born into cat-loving families, some achieve cats, and some have cats thrust upon them. ~ Willian H.A. Carr

Cats must have three names - an everyday name, such as Peter; a more particular, dignified name, such as Quaxo, Bombalurina, or Jellylorum; and, thirdly, the name the cat thinks up for himself, his deep and inscrutable singular Name. ~ T.S. Eliot

Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse. ~ Don Addis

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? ~ Bette Midler

Cats don't like change without their consent. ~ Roger A. Caras

Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker

A plate is distasteful to a cat, a newspaper still worse; they like to eat sticky pieces of meat sitting on a cushioned chair or a nice Persian rug. ~ Margaret Benson

When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes. ~ T.S. Eliot

Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do. ~ Lee Entrekin

Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~ Michael Nelson

Dogs remember faces, cats places. ~ English Proverb

I tawt I taw a puddy tat... ~ Tweety (Looney Tunes)

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