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Funny Quotes about CatsAre you ready for some funny quotes about cats? Felines are beautiful creatures, and they can also be outrageously funny. If you need a bit of fun to cheer you up, this collection of funny cat quotes might just be what you need. Funny quotes about felines and famous cat quotesI named my kitten Rose - fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. ~ Astrid Alauda
Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. ~ Author Unknown A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. ~ Louis J. Camuti I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~ Bill Dana Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. ~ Albert Einstein Too Many Cats? Your last three cats are named Puss, Kitty-cat, and Hey You. ~ Kathie Freeman The smart cat doesn't let on that he is. ~ H.G. Frommer After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~ Charlotte Gray More funny quotes about catsCat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes. ~ Eric Gurney Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it. ~ Robert A. Heinlein Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect. ~ James Mason You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. ~ Henry Swanson. Dogs eat. Cats dine. ~ Ann Taylor The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. ~ Mark Twain One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do. ~ Barbara Webster If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer. ~ A.N. Whitehead Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them. ~ Robin Williams For more quotes about cats, please visit the following pages… Looking for something?
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Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don't know he's there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker. ~ Astrid Alauda
Mia was lovely, courageous, and one of the wisest cats I've ever met. This site is dedicated to her memory.
Max
Max is our very own magical cat. He loves big mouse toys and is an avid bird watcher.
