Funny Pet Quotes

Funny pet quotes will surely put a smile on your face. If you’re looking for funny quotes about pets, you will enjoy the funny quotes (inspired by pets) we present on this page. You will find that this collection of sayings is not only humorous, but it's also filled with insight and wisdom.

Need a laugh? Animals can be quite hilarious. Brighten up your day with these funny quotes.

Funny Animal Quotes

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~ Ambrose Bierce

A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate - from which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. ~ Arthur Bridges

funny petThe clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. ~ W. C. Fields

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. ~ Franklin P. Jones

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. ~ Jay Leno

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~ Phil Pastoret

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ~ Charles Schulz (Snoopy)

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. ~ Joe Weinstein

Cat Law of Selective Hearing: "A cat can hear a mouse yawning a mile away, while filtering out the sound of a pleading human just six feet away." ~ Author Unknown

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise. ~ Author Unknown

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. ~ Author Unknown

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